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#1 jimthehermit

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Posted 13 December 2014 - 06:42 PM

After much thought and introspection, I've decided to make an actual porn movie with moviestorm. It won't be just a bunch of scenes with the AfterDark addon, but will contain what I (when I was younger) used to call boring and useless scenes that set up the sex scenes.

It'll have at least 2-3 scenarios.
1) A peeping tom watches a lonely woman.
2) Horny aliens abduct a couple for a little breeding experiment
3) Either a female prison or High School thing

Why do a porn?

PROS
Challenging
Billion $/year industry
Might get more people to buy MS
People might think it's cute
Fun
Cool
Pornos are movies too
Lot of directors start out by making porn (I think)
Many people may want to see it
There must be plenty of places I could post it

CONS
Stupid
Embarassing
Terabytes of real porn on Internet for free
Might drive away people from MS
People might think I'm a pervert
Not many people would want to see it
Where would I post it?
May not be erotic and therefore pointless


NEITHER
Someone has to do it/Be the first
Not interested in being a director
Who cares what other people think of me?
I'm bored


I don't have a name for it yet, maybe "Pornstorm"
All puppets are over the age of 18.

#2 mattzart30

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Posted 14 December 2014 - 02:14 AM

I think being able to call it "PornStorm" is reason enough to do it! smile.gif You might find yourself releasing a new addon pack with many and varied accoutrement of the boudoir. smile.gif

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Posted 14 December 2014 - 01:53 PM

I realized last night I won't have the "money-shot" in my porno.

If women's Tears could be resized and moved like bullet wounds and scars, it would've really helped me alot.


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Posted 14 December 2014 - 05:16 PM

QUOTE (jimthehermit @ Dec 14 2014, 1:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I realized last night I won't have the "money-shot" in my porno.

If women's Tears could be resized and moved like bullet wounds and scars, it would've really helped me alot.


Quick brainstorm... Green cardboard, phone camera or better, sqirt bottle, record, green screen effect...

#5 mattzart30

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Posted 14 December 2014 - 09:52 PM

QUOTE (pedrosura @ Dec 14 2014, 12:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Green cardboard, phone camera or better, sqirt bottle, record, green screen effect...


Nailed it!
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Posted 14 December 2014 - 10:19 PM

QUOTE (mattzart30 @ Dec 14 2014, 9:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nailed it!
<Ba-dum-ching>


I actually have zero experience with green screens

#7 mattzart30

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Posted 15 December 2014 - 03:23 AM

I admit that I was a little scared of green-screening at first when folks here suggested it to me, it seemed very complex and labor intensive. At first, it was, but then I got the hang of it and it increases the possibilities of what you can do *tremendously*. And they get very easy to work with after you get your feet wet.

If you don't need them for this project, that's cool, but I highly recommend you fool around with them. I use Adobe Premiere Pro to do mine, but I know people here use all sorts of software and can make additional recommendations.



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Posted 15 December 2014 - 01:36 PM

Sounds like you're about to do to porn what Scary Movie did to horror. wink.gif

Looking forward to it. smile.gif
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Posted 15 December 2014 - 05:58 PM

Whew! You'd be the first.
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Posted 30 January 2015 - 02:53 PM

Update:

The first 2 skits are complete and I'm happy with them.  The 3rd and last skit, I didn't like and reshot it.  I haven't had much time or interest in it lately.  But, I will try to push through and finish it before the end of February.



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Posted 01 February 2015 - 04:03 PM

Ha ha ha, im looking forward to it! With aliens no less. I always wondered about Capt. Kirk boning those sexy aliens... basically beastiality, wasnt it, sex with another species? Hollywood slipped that past the censors i guess. :-)
Keep at it please, you have an eager audience awaiting your flick, but take all the time you need!

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Posted 06 February 2015 - 11:40 PM

Suggestion tune for Scene Two with the Aliens....

 

 

Flock of Seagulls _ I Ran

 

I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

 

(Abduction Part)
A cloud appears above your head;
A beam of light comes shining down on you,
Shining down on you.
The cloud is moving nearer still.
Aurora borealis comes in view;
Aurora comes in view.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

Reached out a hand to touch your face;
You're slowly disappearing from my view;
Disappearing from my view.
Reached out a hand to try again;
I'm floating in a beam of light with you;
A beam of light with you.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.



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Posted 07 February 2015 - 07:38 PM

Suggestion tune for Scene Two with the Aliens....

 

 

Flock of Seagulls _ I Ran

 

I walked along the avenue.
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

 

(Abduction Part)
A cloud appears above your head;
A beam of light comes shining down on you,
Shining down on you.
The cloud is moving nearer still.
Aurora borealis comes in view;
Aurora comes in view.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

Reached out a hand to touch your face;
You're slowly disappearing from my view;
Disappearing from my view.
Reached out a hand to try again;
I'm floating in a beam of light with you;
A beam of light with you.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn't get away.

 

Well, I was planning to stick to royalty free music



#14 jimthehermit

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Posted 11 February 2015 - 09:53 PM

Update:

In post production!



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Posted 19 February 2015 - 12:38 PM

The self-gratification sequence did come out great!  Thanks for your explanation on how it was achieved!



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Posted 24 February 2015 - 03:17 PM

Go for it - watch my two Sensual movies I've just uploaded them in past few days

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#17 jimthehermit

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Posted 26 February 2015 - 04:29 PM

The self-gratification sequence did come out great!  Thanks for your explanation on how it was achieved!

 

I almost remember explaining it to someone, but I can't seem to find it anywhere.

Anyway, I had her pointing at 3 different hidden prims.  There was a lot of sex with invisible puppets in that movie.



#18 mattzart30

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Posted 28 February 2015 - 01:20 AM

Oh the sex with invisible puppets is a very clever idea!!!   I have to figure out how to make myself a 'mature' member.  Everytime I look to where I need to grant myself that access I give up after about 3 minutes.



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Posted 28 February 2015 - 01:55 AM

Oh the sex with invisible puppets is a very clever idea!!!   I have to figure out how to make myself a 'mature' member.  Everytime I look to where I need to grant myself that access I give up after about 3 minutes.

 

You need to set your age in your profile and be sure you are logged in.


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